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Ik this is just how you handle stuff but fuck I wish you’d either say u miss me too or at least show some type of non joking affection hahahaha

maso-kisst:

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the-aefe:

charlesoberonn:

the-aefe:

charlesoberonn:

the-aefe:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

MY EYES AND EARS

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

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death2america:

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Today is one of my least favourite “holidays” and I wanted to do something to distract myself from it and that ended up not happening so now I feel like shit and am gonna lock myself in my room and be alone for a while cuz I fucking can’t stand fathers day with the piece of human filth I was cursed with as a sperm donor

Ik she’s probably handling this better than I am.. Ik that the long distance probably isn’t as hard for her as it is for me… But fuck I miss her so much….

I miss waking up and seeing her face

And getting to hug her whenever I needed

I miss being able to talk to her

I miss being able to be in seperate rooms and enjoy eachothers company even while doing seperate things.

I miss her showing me her art that she’s proud of.

I miss her laugh and her head scratches, and her calling me gay with the cutest smile on her face whenever I tell her how much I love her

And I miss comming home from work and stepping into her arms…

I miss her so much and I keep trying to say it’ll be fine… I’ll be fine WE’LL be fine… But it still hurts even tho we’re fine… It hurts not hearing “I love you too” cuz I can’t be there to say it to her… Fuck I feel pathetic…

youcandalekmyballs:

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noirandchocolate:

pomrania:

sanguith:

“May I please have your undivided attention” no I have ADHD you may have a ¼ piece at best

#bitch my attention is always divided
#if you want a larger piece of attention than that you’ll have to fight for it with the closest available audible whirring ventilation fan

If I do NOT divide my attention in a way that my brain accepts as legal, you will get NONE of my attention because said brain will be too busy devoting ALL of my attention to how much it is making my bones vibrate inside my flesh to try to give you my undivided attention.

yes to all of these. i think i was 12 or so when i finally snapped at my mother for demanding my “undivided attention.”

you want my undivided attention. but I’m capable of concentrating on several things at once, and as long as i can repeat back what you just said, you don’t need my undivided attention. now let me fidget, goddamn it.

the notes on this post are fucking incredible

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